Ronit:
I am standing on the highway, practically in the middle of nowhere, with
potato chips in one hand and a bottle of water in the other hand. My car
doesn’t work and this woman has suddenly decided to sprout a temper! What a way
to celebrate my wedding anniversary!
But really, where is all this attitude coming from anyway? First she wants to see that ridiculous park. Then she wants to control my vacation and make it into a military drill. And then she wants to yell at me for breaking my own car! Who breaks their own car? Obviously it was an accident! And who yells at the victim of an evil speed-breaker? That too, a victim who is shortly going to have to shell out a significant sum of money to fix the damned radiator! This is practically inhuman! And now she is behaving as if she is doing me a great favour by bringing me these potato chips. These chips which will make me grow fat and have a heart attack! What can I do about it though? I am the fool who got emotionally blackmailed into bringing home a daughter-in-law for my family. I have no option but to eat these deadly high-calorie chips and hope to die quickly when the heart attack comes.
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